• President Biden has carried out his ceremonial duties as pudding-in-chief and smeared the TikTok divest-or-die bill into law.  (The Verge)
  
  Huzzah, I guess.

• Snap is the worst thing since systemd.
  
  If you are running LXD, and you install it with Snap, MAKE SURE TO PIN THE VERSION OR IT WILL DIE.
  
  
  
• Meanwhile, Ubuntu 24.04 is here.  (Techzine)
  
  The beta version was delayed by a week due to the near-catastrophe with the xz hack, while the team at Canonical (makers of Ubuntu) rebuilt every single package to ensure that no trace of the hack was left.
  
  I had expected the release of the live version to be likewise delayed, but it has shipped on time.
  
  While I wouldn't install it on a production server just yet, the 22.04 release was remarkably trouble free.  And I do have a couple of Beelink mini-PCs waiting to be set up.
  
  (Ubuntu releases twice a year, and the even-number year April releases are LTS - guaranteed free support for five years with paid support for another five beyond that.)
  
  
  
• IBM is buying Hashicorp for $6.4 billion.  (Tech Crunch)
  
  Hashicorp does...  Stuff.  I dunno.  Docket strangulation, something like that.
  
  
  
• Stellar Blade is here and the perpetually outraged classes have a new game to be perpetually outraged about.  (WCCFTech)
  
  In this case, they're mostly outraged that the game represents impossible standards of feminine beauty, a claim somewhat weakened by the fact that the in-game character looks almost exactly like the motion-capture actress who worked with the animation team.
  
  WCCFTech, which is not a game review site, gives it 9 out of 10.
  
  The actual game review sites hate it because they're all run by the perpetually outraged classes.
  
  
  
• The man who destroyed Google.  (Where's Your Ed)
  
  The man running Google Search for the past five years - replacing the man who built Google Search for the previous 20 - was previously head of search at Yahoo.
  
  Which was such a success that they had to replace it with Bing.

  Raghavan's story is unique, insofar as the damage he's managed to inflict (or, if we're being exceptionally charitable, failed to avoid in the case of Yahoo) on two industry-defining companies, and the fact that he did it without being a CEO or founder.  Perhaps more remarkable, he's achieved this while maintaining a certain degree of anonymity. Everyone knows who Musk and Zuckerberg are, but Raghavan's known only in his corner of the Internet. Or at least he was.

  Did Google Search fall or was it pushed?
  
  A little of both, it seems.

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• Legislation to force Bytedance to sell TikTok or shut it down has passed the Senate, lathered in $90 billion of pork, and is headed for President Biden's desk where he is expected to ceremonially smear it with pudding thus passing it into law.  (The Verge)
  
  Expect TikTok to start claiming its first amendment rights to act as a spy and propaganda agency for America's enemies tomorrow.
  
  Also...  TikTok is banned in China.

• The FTC meanwhile has voted 3-2 to ban almost all noncompete agreements.  (NPR)
  
  The minority pointed out that while this might be a worthy idea, it is not within the FTC's mandate and will simply be struck down by the courts.
  
  
  
• Apple has cut its expected sales of the $3500 Vision Pro in half, noting that it is horribly expensive and basically useless.  (MacRumours)
  
  It's unusable for gaming (and far too expensive), has almost no dedicated software, can't be plugged into...  Anything...  And is far too bulky and heavy for AR use (where images are overlaid on the real world).
  
  There are some things even Apple's cult followers won't swallow.
  
  
  
• IBM is expected to acquire Hashicorp.  (CNBC)
  
  Hashicorp makes...  Terraform, that's right, which is for infecting all of your computers with Docker, and Consul, which I have actually used and which sucks.
  
  
  
• Samsung has announced mass production of its 9th generation VNAND flash chips, with a capacity of 1 terabit and a transfer rate of 3.2GHz.  (AnandTech)
  
  This is TLC NAND too - what passes for the good stuff these days.  I think 1 terabit flash chips already existed but only in QLC devices.

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• Australia has elbowed Brazil out of the way and decided that it is going to be the new global censor.  (MSN)
  
  An Australian federal court has ordered Twitter and Facebook to take down a video wherein a Christian bishop was stabbed in his own church by a Usual Suspect...  Globally.
  
  You are not permitted to know that this happened, because it might, I don't know, look bad for Usual Suspects.
  
  (Note that the other recent stabbing in Sydney that made the news was a random mentally ill man, who, while known to the police, was not a Usual Suspect.)
  
  In the ensuing brouhaha a senator from Tasmania has asserted that Elon Musk should go to jail and Australia's nominally conservative party leader has covered himself in shit and offered full-throated support for the nonsense.
  
  Sorry.  I didn't vote for any of these idiots.
  
  
  
• Journalists for Censorship has also given this their thumbs up.  (The Register)
  
  "I never thought the leopards would eat my face", sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
  
  
  

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• Meanwhile the US government is not only spying on you, it is forcing everyone else to spy on you.  (Ars Technica)
  
  I have a solution: Attach the video of that stabbing in Sydney to every email and tweet you send.
  
  
  
• DDR5 now officially goes to 11...  Um, 8800.  (AnandTech)
  
  Previously the specification only covered speeds up to 6400MHz, but now there's an official standard for 8800MHz RAM.
  
  Which used to be a lot.
  
  
  
• Huawei wants to take its "home grown" HarmonyOS global.  (The Register)
  
  It's Android.
  
  It's a bad version of Android.
  
  The first review version they shipped still said "Android" in many places.
  
  
  
• Hands on with Tiny11Builder - debloating Windows 11.  (Thurrott.com)
  
  This looks like far too much work given the price of SSDs these days.
  
  Though given that my laptop spat out its new SSD, maybe.
  
  
  
• In lighter news, someone has found a solution to the AI porn bots plaguing Twitter right now: Literally Hitler.  (Twitter)
  
  The bots are using commercially available AI services, and if you post anything relating to Hitler they melt down and instead of being invited to view fifth-rate porn you get a flood of replies saying:

  I'm sorry, but I cannot fulfil this request as it promotes a hateful and negative ideology.  Please let me know how I can assist you with another topic.  #cool

  It's like dealing with vampires, only you use swastikas instead of crosses.
  
  
  

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• Is the Minisforum V3 any good?  Yes.  (Notebook Check)
  
  It looks good on paper, and it also looks good in actual use.
  
  The one shortcoming is the battery life, which is only around six hours due the the high idle power draw - about twice that of a Microsoft Surface tablet.
  
  That's likely to be an issue with the BIOS on the review model not putting the CPU into the proper sleep state, but as of today it is something you need to be concerned about.

• If you're worried about the disappearance of the Z80, don't be: There's a project to produce an open-source version.  (GitHub)
  
  It's being produced as part of TinyTapeout and the chip measures 320x200 micrometers when produced on an ancient (and therefore cheap) 130nm process.
  
  
  
• I mean, who doesn't need a 256-core carryon?  (Tom's Hardware)
  
  This squishes two 128-core servers each with 2TB of RAM into the size of a regular carry-on bag.
  
  There aren't many people who need to be able to grab that amount of compute power, jump onto a plan, and just plug it in wherever they land, but the people who need it really need it.
  
  
  
• Asus laptop update: It's dead easy to open and upgrade.  Modern laptop covers are held in place with plastic clips as well as screws, and those clips can be a massive pain.  In this case not so much; pry the first one open, and then just keep levering it gently until it's free.
  
  Worth noting that the four short screws all go at the front.
  
  Anyway, installed the extra 32GB of RAM, booted it up with the cover off, and it worked just fine and showed 40GB of RAM (it has 8GB soldered in place and one free slot).
  
  Next up I swapped the SSD.  Powered on and BIOS recognised the new device, so I closed it all back up and plugged in the recovery drive.
  
  Which told be to go jump in a lake.
  
  So I plugged in the Windows 11 install drive.
  
  Which also told me to go jump in a lake.
  
  I have some Windows 11 install tricks to try, and failing that, a couple of spare SSDs.
  
  But why in 2024 does the Windows installer still fail with a generic message and an 8-digit hexadecimal error code?  You're not short of space for proper error messages, guys.

• Workers installing a light pole in Missouri dug into a fiber cable and cut off 911 services in Nebraska - I forgot Missouri has a border with Nebraska, South Dakota, which borders on Nebraska, and, somehow, Nevada.  (AP News)
  
  Nevada is three states away from Missouri three different ways, and routing your emergency calls that distance to a single service provider is not the way I personally would choose to set things up.
  
  I've seen worse things - like the time a mail server couldn't send emails more than 500 miles - but not many.

• Everything we know about Nvidia's next generation Blackwell graphics cards.  (Tom's Hardware)
  
  Nothing.  We know nothing.  The article is all speculative, and judging by its length the writer was paid by the word.
  
  
  
• NASA veteran's propellantless propulsion drive that physics said shouldn't work, doesn't.  (The Debrief)
  
  This article is even worse nonsense than the previous one.
  
  
  
• The Zilog Z80 is being discontinued after 48 years of production.  (Tech Spot)
  
  Order now if you want to stock up.
  
  The eZ80, an updated version that runs up to fifty times faster, will still be available.
  
  
  
• Need more storage?  The Highpoint Rocket 1608A lets you install eight M.2 drives in a single PCIe slot.  (WCCFTech)
  
  And it's PCIe 5.0, so it delivers up to 56GB of bandwidth per second.  Which used to be a lot.
  
  Only downside is that it costs $1500, which also used to be a lot.
  
  
  
• I've started setting up my new laptop.  It's a bit involved because I'm swapping out the 512GB SSD for a 2TB one, which means I have to create a recovery drive, and for some reason it really didn't want to do that with the first USB stick I gave it.
  
  Screen is great, keyboard is fine, speakers are, well, laptop speakers.  Performance seems to be pretty good.  The CPU is a Ryzen 7730U with a top speed of 4.5GHz, and I saw it hitting 4.3GHz while I was doing Windows updates.
  
  That's a problem I have with my current laptop; it's supposed to reach 4.7GHz but I've never seen it exceed 3.6.
  
  Oh, and I did the Shift-F10 / oobe\bypassnro trick to set up Windows without a Microsoft login, and it worked just fine.

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• Half of China's major cities are sinking.  (NPR)
  
  Everyone said I was mad to build a city in a swamp, but I built it all the same.
  
  It sank into the swamp.
  
  

• Daniel Dennett, one of the few philosophers of the past hundred years worthy of respect, has passed away.  (Daily Nous)
  
  You may not agree with everything he said, but he was right more often than wrong, which is a stellar feat in philosophy.
  
  For example:

  Postmodernism, the school of "thought" that proclaimed "There are no truths, only interpretations" has largely played itself out in absurdity, but it has left behind a generation of academics in the humanities disabled by their distrust of the very idea of truth and their disrespect for evidence, settling for "conversations" in which nobody is wrong and nothing can be confirmed, only asserted with whatever style you can muster.

  He was 82.
  
  
  
• Speaking at the Open Source Summit, Linux creator Linus Torvalds shared his thoughts on AI, security, and everything else.  (ZDNet)
  
  On the AI question, the most useful thing he sees is that Nvidia now talks to the Linux kernel developers so they can work around hardware bugs.
  
  Other than that, he suggested that AI might actually be useful in 10 years.
  
  Maybe.
  
  
  
• To nobody's surprise, Twitter clone Post News is dead.  (Tech Crunch)
  
  If you want to take on Twitter you have to start with a platform that is already useful - and have a way to add Twitter's functionality without driving away all your users.
  
  Even Facebook is struggling with Threads.
  
  
  

• Micron is receiving $6 billion under the CHIPS Act to build $100 billion in memory fabs in New York state.  (Tom's Hardware)
  
  Micron is at least an American company.

• Grok keeps making up news stories.  (Ars Technica)
  
  So does the entire mainstream media - and the tech media including Ars Technica - but nobody mentions that.
  
  That said, they're not wrong.  I've pointed this out on Twitter myself.  In one case it decided six victims in a murder spree weren't enough and added another nine.
  
  
  
• Testing Intel's Core i5-14400 low-mid-range CPU.  (Tom's Hardware)
  
  Personally I'd spend the extra few dollars to move up to the 14500 - which has four extra E cores - but for many people it won't make any difference and you might as well save the money.
  
  It's, well, it's fine.  And it runs fine with cheaper DDR4 memory, not just with DDR5.  And when I say fine, I mean spectacularly fast compared to anything even a few years old no matter how expensive.
  
  If you're aiming at gaming performance (and don't already have an Intel motherboard) it's worth paying another $20 for AMD's Ryzen 5700X3D.  It also uses cheaper DDR4 RAM and the performance boost is around 30%.
  
  
  
• What would happen if a USB cable company built a NAS?  (Kickstarter)
  
  In the case of the UGREEN NASync, the answer is...  It's really good.
  
  The software (a fork of Debian) is still in development, but if you just want your NAS to be a NAS, it just works.
  
  You can install your own operating system, but it's currently not easy.  And you might need one of the higher end models that have a separate - removable - SSD for the operating system.
  
  
  

• Turns out I was wrong: Google had nine of yesterday's pro-Nazi protesters arrested, then fired all of them.  (CNBC)
  
  I still wouldn't trust Google with anything sharper than a rubber spoon, but this is a rare positive sign.
  
  
  

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• How many bathrooms contain neanderthals?  (John Hawks)
  
  The number may surprise you.  Because it's greater than zero.
  
  
  
• With some power plants still offline following the recent earthquake, TSMC has stepped in.  (Tom's Hardware)
  
  TSMC has backup generators for all of its many factories - big ones - because having the power go out can ruin tens of millions of dollars of chips.
  
  So now it's helping back up Taiwan's electrical grid as power plants are return to operation.
  
  
  
• Samsung will be introducing 10.7gbps, 32GB LPDDR5X modules later this year.  (AnandTech)
  
  Not sure if that's a 64-bit or 128-bit bus.  Checking their existing products, it looks like they only offer up to 64 LPDDR5X RAM, so two of these packages would give 64GB of very fast memory.
  
  
  
• Nvidia has announced the A400 and A1000 video cards, for people needing professional graphics cards but not professional graphics speeds.  (Serve the Home)
  
  These are half-height, single-slot cards that only use 50W, so don't expect them to be speed demons.  The A1000 is likely about half the speed of a 4060, and the A400 half of that.

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• The modern world depends on a handful of ships.  (The Verge)
  
  Specifically, the 22 ships designed and dedicated to repairing the undersea cables that make the internet inter.
  
  It's a good article, and it covers the whole history of undersea cables and cable repair:

  Field fared no better. Twelve years after he began, he had endured severed cables, near sinkings, and had one "success”: a cable laid in 1858 that prompted celebrations so enthusiastic that revelers set fire to New York City Hall. The cable failed weeks later.

  We need more of this.
  
  The only problem is that as you scroll through it, every so often it hits an image gallery and scrolls sideways.
  
  I'm impressed they found something worse than the experimental UI over at YouTube.
   

• Google's ethnically diverse Nazis are staging a sit-in to protest the company having a contract with Israel.  (MSN)
  
  It's so helpful the way the useless idiots self-identify so that they can be fired.
  
  Google won't take the opportunity, because at this point it's idiots all the way down.
  
  
  
• Nvidia's 4070 or AMD's 7900 GRE?  (Tom's Hardware)
  
  The 7900 is 15% faster on non-raytraced games; the 4070 is 15% faster on raytraced games.
  
  The 7090 has more memory; the 4070 uses less power.
  
  If you're running AI workloads, the 4070 is a clear winner, running Stable Diffusion in half the time.
  
  Either card is a pretty good option though.
  
  Or just get a Radeon RX 580 which for $80 can deliver 500fps in Minecraft at 4k resolution.
  
  
  
• Samsung is to receive $6.4 billion - all direct funding, not loans - under the CHIPS Act to build a $40 billion chip factory in Texas.  (AnandTech)
  
  I'm not a huge fan of government handouts, even when it's not my government and not my tax dollars, but as I've said before, almost everything the government spends its money on is worse than this.

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• Tesla is laying off 10% of its workforce - about 14,000 people - amid slowing sales of electric vehicles despite governments everywhere doing everything short of targeting conventional vehicles with drone strikes.  (Tech Crunch)
  
  Tesla actually had a record year in 2023 in terms of units sold, but that was with some pretty significant price cuts.
  
  
  
  

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• Minisforum's V3 tablet is officially here, with preorders open and shipping expected next week.  (Liliputing)
  
  For $1199 you get an eight core Ryzen 8840U processor, a 14" 2560x1600 165Hz display with 100% DCI-P3 colour, 32GB of RAM, 1TB of SSD, a detachable keyboard with the Four Essential Keys, and a touch-sensitive pen.
  
  Ports include two USB4 ports, another USB-C port for video input, a headphone jack, and an SD card slot.
  
  It's not Earth-shattering but it's very good - at least on paper - and half the price of an equivalent Microsoft Surface model.
  
  
  
• If you bought Ubisoft's game The Crew, well, you didn't.  (Tech Spot)
  
  It's gone now.  No, you don't get a refund.  Don't be silly.
  
  This case is a bit different because (a) this is probably illegal in France, and (b) Ubisoft is based in France.
  
  French intellectual property lawyers right now are looking at the holiday homes they'll buy in Santorini when the lawsuit is done.
  
  
  
• Roku is making two-factor authentication mandatory for all accounts after 600,000 customers got hacked.  (The Register)
  
  It doesn't seem that Roku itself was hacked, but that a lot of people still reuse passwords across multiple sites.  Understandable, but not a good idea.
  
  
  
• Meanwhile smart lock company Chirp still hasn't fixed 50,000 locks that it was informed were insecure in 2021.  (Krebs on Security)
  
  Yeah, with one of these here smart locks your home can be even less safe than your television channel.
  
  
  
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